What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:15
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
What is a good alternative to the Nike Zoom Pegasus Turbo for running on asphalt and concrete?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
How long does it take to see results from drinking whey protein shakes?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
What story do you have involving a public restroom?
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Children of slain Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman: 'We are devastated' - ABC News
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Just Forget it!
Still no good
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.